I’ve had such an absolutely rubbish day. Somebody, hug me tightly.
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» Ernesto's Starship: Ext. Mystic Falls Mall parking lot - Day. Tyler and Klaus cruise the...
Ext. Mystic Falls Mall parking lot - Day.
Tyler and Klaus cruise the parking lot looking for a place to park..
Tyler: There’s one over there.
Klaus: No. It’s too far from the mall. Id prefer to be closer.
Tyler rolls his eyes.
Klaus: Just park right here.
Tyler: Thats a handicap spot.
Klaus: I know what it is, and I don’t care. Just pull in. I’ve got to get out this car.
Tyler: But I’m gonna get a ticket if I park there.
Klaus: I don’t care. Now, do as your told, and pull in.
Tyler freezes at the command…
Klaus turns to see Tyler glaring at him.Klaus: Do we need another training session? Hm? I said pull in. Now.
Against Tyler’s deepest will, he slowly parks the car in the handicap parking.
Klaus: Good boy. Now let’s go to Abercrombie& Fitch before they close. I wanna get some cologne. I’m fresh out.
Tyler: You wear cologne from Abercrombie& Fitch?
Klaus: Whats so wrong with cologne from Abercrombie& Fitch?
Tyler: Have you ever been into an Abercrombie& Fitch?
Klaus: Have you?
Tyler: Yes, I have. It’s totally gay. All those pictures with half naked dudes on the wall. I wouldn’t be caught dead in a place like that.
Klaus: Only people insecure with their sexuality say things like - that’s gay.
Tyler: What do you mean?
Klaus: If the image of a half naked man threatens you so much, it can only mean one thing.
Tyler: What?
Klaus: It means you’re threatened by the possibility you might get a little twinge of sexual excitement when you look at the beauty of a youthful male body. As opposed to appreciating its beauty for what it is, it triggers the fear that it could mean you’re are now “gay”. And who knows, maybe you are?
Tyler: I’m not gay!Klaus: Are you sure, Tyler? It seems to be a bit of a trigger for you.
Tyler: Well what the hell team are you playing for anyway??
Klaus: Tyler, at my age, sexual orientation is less a way of life and more of a mood swing. So don’t piss me off.
Tyler, at a loss for words.
Klaus: Oh lighten up, Tyler. It’ll be fun. Trust me.
Klaus smiles, and pats Tyler on the knee.
We fade out.
To be continued….
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some shit is about to go down
“I am your fath…”
“MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!”
Oh damn
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I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.
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worlds saddest chair
whats wrong buddy
u ok?
Dude, chair… It’s gonna be okay, buddy.
I guess he just wasn’t getting enough ass.
Let’s sit down and talk about this.
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OHH Siri.
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sherlockholmesanddoctorwatson:
…. I just died.
THUNDERING OF STAMPEDE
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
GALELEIO! GALELEIO! GALELEIO!
HAKUNA MATA-TA-TA
I’M JUST A POOR CUB, NOBODY LOVES ME
HE’S JUST A POOR CUB FROM A ROYAL FAMILY
SPARING HIS GUILT FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
Easy come easy go
where did Simba go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOw just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Timon and Pumba knOOOW just where he did go
Where’d he go?
Just where did he go?
grubs are salty and satisfYYYYing
ew ew ew ew ew ew
to Tanzania tanzania
to tanzania he did go.
He must return to have his uncle put aside to be
to be
the KIIIIIIIIIIIING!
I love the lyrics.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DETHRONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BANISH ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIEEE
This is why i love tumblr
Tumblr NEVER change. I’m dead.
ILU Tumblr
Never change.
WATCHED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY
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